September 2011
3 posts
Complaint #415
smithiescomplaints:
A boy talked to me in class today.
(guest complaint by no name)
Haha I always make friends with the boys. I feel like I’m the only one not thinking about raping them.
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things found in my room post-convocation
gildingthelily:
one boat shoe
millions of empty beer cans
a banana with song lyrics and my own phone number written on it in Sharpie (?)
a wallet that is not mine
a sweater that is not mine
an empty pizza box
an empty fridge
a full ashtray
a hung over me
thanks for having us in your room. love you lily
August 2011
24 posts
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I love Luke.
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I love when straight girls single me out and apologize for using the word penis before they insert it in conversation.
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The other day I was in the grocery store killing time until they had transferred my contacts from my old phone to my new one.
It hit me how weird it is to be so close to legal drinking age, but not being able to pick up a beer. I had just gotten back from a week in Canada (my native land), where I had been able to order and buy booze whenever I wanted it and have never been ID’ed (except...
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Holyoke, MA
I just moved to Holyoke and I don’t know anyone here but my roommates and their friends. Are there any new friends out there in the area?
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I'm happy?
This feels so good. Please let it last.
I spent so much money yesterday. I feel nauseous from the guilt. Wait, am I on amazon again?
I need to get laid. I can’t wait until I get home.
So much fun. →
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I hate when I’m looking at a blog filled with pictures of lesbians and I see a picture of someone I know.
WHY IS THE WORLD SO SMALL?
July 2011
76 posts
Jim Parsons will be on The Ellen Degeneres... →
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What a non-ridiculous and mature evening.
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Good mood. Good mood. Good mood.
Life is gunna get betttttter!
I love babysitting. I really really can’t wait until I’m in the right time in my life to have a baby.
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The plight of being 6 months away from 21...
I was invited to go to a Burlesque Show last night with my (future) roommate and her friends, but figured I should make sure I could get in before getting up, dressed, and my ass over there… And so I ended up going to bed at 10 after watching the Big Bang Theory. I guess that was the 2nd best option for an evening.
I want a baby!
A while ago in my AP Chemistry class, this one...
Engineering is Awesome: Why Summer Internships Are... →
engineeringisawesome:
With the loss of industrial trades and craftsmanship, apprenticeships have declined steadily. They started in the Middle Ages, with young people spending about seven years living and working with master craftsmen in the hopes that one day they would become masters of their art.
The modern…
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Mathematica is frustrating me! I just want to optimize my Pyramidal Frustrum!!!
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